if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
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croutoncat
The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has been finally fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.
(via findbeautyinsimplicity)
the-vashta-nerada
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
(via cherryblossom-esque)
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
(via ticktockbananarock)
chanandlerb0ng
“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude
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