You know what annoys the shit out of me? when people start a convo and say something that could be interesting but you know they only say it to be superior to you.
Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.
i’m crying.
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do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
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is swag an emotion
no patrick swag is not an emotion
yolo is not an emotion either
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i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number
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